New set.

he really didn't like it when i shaved off some of my beard.

Ham Dinosaur

The other day while he was eating his sandwich, which is process a bit like an autopsy, his ham took the form of a scarey dinosaurs head and attacked his finger. it was very traumatic for everybody.

The Seven Seas

While i stopped for lunch he climbed aboard the good ship 'trunki' and set sail using his trusty kaleidoscope to see what was on the horizon. Not so many ships for him to pillage and plunder, more colourful changing patterns made of stars and triangles.

Black Rainbow

I had no idea what this thing was from his mums hairdressing kit, but he kindly explained. I find this one quite sad.

Stink Wars

Just previous to this, we had all been remarking on my smelly socks. As junior squirl waved his lightsaber about and thrust it under my nose, asking me to 'smell it!' i noticed it actually smelt of nothing! so this must have been some kind of hard man action movie threat.

The Dispute

Sometimes it just isn't worth arguing with a two year old. Their logic is unquestionable, and their debating tactics completely above anything that i can bring.